The Federal Republic of United American Regions is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Dark Brandon with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 14.754 billion Americans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth a remarkable 2,814 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 190,778 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Concerned environmentalists wipe away their tears with tissues sourced from Tasmanian old-growth redwoods, the deaf are perplexed when the weather report tells them that the wind will be "bringing some rain along the Nazi ghosts", the Washington DC Women's Prison Choir now has a baritone section, and the navy's new flotilla is gonna be a thrilla. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United American Regions's national animal is the bantha, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United American Regions is ranked 2,683^rd in the world and 23^rd in Europeia for Safest, scoring 141.98 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.